let's start a nuclear war
July 31, 2007

I have had the song Gay Bar by Electric Six stuck in my goddamn head for the last three goddamn days! Thanks a lot, Linda! Finally, I just went ahead and downloaded it to save myself from the dementia. I figure…eventually, I will get tired of listening to it, just like I get tired of everything else after awhile.

Tickets to the Rollins show are only twenty-five bucks. Seriously, is somebody going with me, or do I have to go all by myself?? You know, it’s really no fun sitting in a crowded theater and laughing by yourself. Okay…well, maybe it’s fun SOME of the time…but those are usually the times when you are the only one laughing…and then you have a really funny story to share with your friends later on.

At work, we are almost two days ahead of schedule. I have a feeling I will be home early tonight, but that’s okay, you see, because I have not gotten a lot of sleep…and I have my period. Bleeding all over the place and bracing oneself against the pain of severe abdominal cramping while in the midst of hard manual labor is never any fun.

Honestly, I really have nothing much to say today. I’m just wasting space.

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25 year-old blue collar chick living in the ass-backwards state of wild, wonderful West Virginia. I’ve worked lots of jobs, everything from retail whore to security guard to warehouse peon.

I’m a publishing poet, a coffee addict and a Dungeons & Dragons geek. If I was a lesbian, I would totally get it on with Kelly Clarkson. I've ridden bulls. Real ones. And a few cowboys. Yeehaw! I even dig country music.

Currently in love and happily coupled after years of dumbasses and douchebags.

And oh yeah-- I say "fuck" a lot. I'm like one of the guys. Only sensitive...and with boobies.

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