pussified
September 21, 2007
I am sure that by now, nearly everyone in the whole of the United States knows about the Colorado school that banned kids from playing “tag” on school property.
Their reasoning was that it teaches children violence…you know, like when they have to “violently” smack and grab one another in order to pass along the psychologically damaging prospect of being “IT.”
Yes, apparently this super awesome group of pathetically over-protective parents and teachers think that being “IT” will cause irreversible damage to a child’s impressionable psyche.
All I have to say is…WTF??
Are you people retarded? Or did your mothers not yank you off their tits soon enough when YOU were impressionable children?
You see? THIS is exactly what we, as a nation, do NOT need.
It is incredibly funny to me that grownups these days are so very concerned about what their precious schmoopies are subjected to on a daily basis by means of television, radio, the internet, blah blah blah…but then when their offspring somehow manage to survive years of emotional blanketing with industrial strength safety nets and reach the age of 18…suddenly, said offspring will be magically endowed with the ability to survive in an often cold and unforgiving world chock full of rejection…which I really don’t see how kids who live in an age where every cissy who tries out and makes the team are supposed to understand and fully grasp this concept.
Yes…rejection. Sadly, it happens. All the fucking time. In relationships, the job market, the supermarket…hell, sometimes even animals just decide they fucking hate your guts and don’t want to be cuddled, okay? Get the fuck over it!
We are nurturing a nation full of pussies.
Do you people WANT the terrorists to win? Because I a sure this is all part of their elaborate plan…
They probably have their people infiltrating PTA meetings all across middle America…”compassionate” souls who only want what is best for America’s youth.
But in reality, they are softening America’s youth into co-dependent retards hopped up on Ritalin and Paxil who are driven home each night from soccer practice by their overbearing SUV-driving mothers and forced to eat tofu and drink soy milk while watching re-runs of Friends and Full House…and will, undoubtedly grow up to be bitter, navel-gazing, frappacino-guzzling corporate drones who work crappy minimum wage jobs 70+ hours a week and have memorized the shortest route from work to the McDonald’s drive-thru where they spend two-thirds of their precious lunch hour waiting for the pimply, tit-biting kid who works the window to hand them a bag full of greasy nirvana, which they will binge on and become fat and complacent and depressed. And, one day, maybe they will seek treatment from a psychiatrist who tells them that their life sucks balls now because they were not allowed to play “tag” when they were kids!!
Yes, I have this all figured out…
And you know what? One day we will ALL be fat and complacent drones.
We will be sleeping in our recliner chairs with the remote resting on top of our protruding beer guts when these people come to fucking kill us!
