here be tiny, expensive dragons
May 06, 2008

Boyfriend has begun collecting these spritely little dragons by talented freelance sculptor and artist, Andrew Bill:

So the other day, I paid a visit to my favorite little gift shop and bought every single one they had on display for forthcoming birthday and Christmas gifts. My shopping is done, man. Those little fuckers have broken my bank account.

Why can’t he collect something cheap and tawdry…like decorative spoons…or shot glasses?


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25 year-old blue collar chick living in the ass-backwards state of wild, wonderful West Virginia. I’ve worked lots of jobs, everything from retail whore to security guard to warehouse peon.

I’m a publishing poet, a coffee addict and a Dungeons & Dragons geek. If I was a lesbian, I would totally get it on with Kelly Clarkson. I've ridden bulls. Real ones. And a few cowboys. Yeehaw! I even dig country music.

Currently in love and happily coupled after years of dumbasses and douchebags.

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