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July 03, 2008

Yes, I know...I am the queen of sloth lately when it comes t the blog. I should be able to afford to make a proper update this weekend sometime because I am forcing myself to STAY HOME AND CLEAN.

No lie...there is dust everywhere. Pretty soon, If I do not remove it ASAP, chances are that I will be incapacitated by a severe case of "miner's lung." And as you all know, I just do not have time for such triviality.

As of late, my life has been little more than a bland cocktail consisting of sleep/work/sleep/work/sleep/work/sleep...etc...and a lemon peel to garnish.

One bright spot, though...

My poem, "How To Be A Pornstar" can be found in the latest issue (108) of Zygote In My Coffee. Because I rule so much harder when I am not reduced to being a corporate drone on a daily basis.

I'll be back. Promise.

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25 year-old blue collar chick living in the ass-backwards state of wild, wonderful West Virginia. I’ve worked lots of jobs, everything from retail whore to security guard to warehouse peon.

I’m a publishing poet, a coffee addict and a Dungeons & Dragons geek. If I was a lesbian, I would totally get it on with Kelly Clarkson. I've ridden bulls. Real ones. And a few cowboys. Yeehaw! I even dig country music.

Currently in love and happily coupled after years of dumbasses and douchebags.

And oh yeah-- I say "fuck" a lot. I'm like one of the guys. Only sensitive...and with boobies.

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You've Come A Long Way Baby
Welcome to the Boy's Club
Department Store Logic
Why It's Great to be a Guy
Take this job and shove it...Up your ASS!
September 11th 2007
Pussified
Liar liar panties on fire!
Kissing
WalMart...domestic terrorism at its best


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New Kid On The Blog
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Sleepyjane's
Tales of a Yankee...
Do You Believe In Always?
My Very Last Nerve
This Fish Needs A Bicycle
Ferocity Mill
People in Hell Want Ice Water
Backyard Crowing
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