strategies to avoid feeling like a fatass
April 09, 2008
Stop “grabbing something quick to eat” at McDonald’s before going to work. Especially when you know it all goes straight to your fat ass.
Refrain from watching America’s Next Top Model while sick. And wearing sweatpants. It will make your ass feel fat.
Don’t wear sport bras. They make your titties sag…and your ass look fatter than it would otherwise normally be.
Get off your fat ass and go jogging, you fatass.
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Diaryland
25 year-old blue collar chick living in the ass-backwards state of wild, wonderful West Virginia. I’ve worked lots of jobs, everything from retail whore to security guard to warehouse peon.
I’m a publishing poet, a coffee addict and a Dungeons & Dragons geek. If I was a lesbian, I would totally get it on with Kelly Clarkson. I've ridden bulls. Real ones. And a few cowboys. Yeehaw! I even dig country music.
Currently in love and happily coupled after years of dumbasses and douchebags.
And oh yeah-- I say "fuck" a lot. I'm like one of the guys. Only sensitive...and with boobies.
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