July 03, 2008 - and now a word from my sponsor
June 11, 2008 - minor irritations
June 02, 2008 - real women have BALLS
May 30, 2008 - pain killers, vampires, and booze...now my life is complete
May 18, 2008 - not a snowball's chance in hell
May 15, 2008 - Massachusetts 2008 (with photos)
May 06, 2008 - here be tiny, expensive dragons
May 03, 2008 - this shit is bananas
April 25, 2008 - countdown to VA-CAY '08
April 20, 2008 - once upon a time
April 19, 2008 - vampires and dentists have come to bleed me dry
April 17, 2008 - radio request in a small town gets a girl thinkin'
April 14, 2008 - the Random Animal Factor strikes again
April 13, 2008 - i'd rather see Johnny Depp naked and dripping chocolate
April 10, 2008 - we make single-celled organisms look HOT
April 09, 2008 (b) - in case of terrorists, STOP, DROP, and ROLL
April 09, 2008 - strategies to avoid feeling like a fatass
April 08, 2008 - West Virginia may be "Open For Business" but the Muffin Shop is closed, bitch
April 07, 2008 - hey random people: stop pissing me off!
April 06, 2008 - i'm obviously missing the "bride" gene
April 05, 2008 (b) - not quite brilliant enough to be suicidal
April 05, 2008 - erotic detox therapy
April 03, 2008 - i am this meat (like it or not)
April 02, 2008 (b) - ashes and dust
April 02, 2008 - puke is not pretty
March 26, 2008 - on not writing much for an entire month
February 25, 2008 - why does this shit always happen when I am tired and pissy?
February 22, 2008 - my baby's gone
February 16, 2008 - #1 threat to America? BEARS!
February 15, 2008 - never again
February 14, 2008 - my muse, my valentine
February 12, 2008 - riding it out
January 13, 2008 - echo struggles to leave narcissus behind
January 10, 2008 - shameless self-promotion
January 09, 2008 - somebody bring me a latte
January 05, 2008 - new year, new me!

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25 year-old blue collar chick living in the ass-backwards state of wild, wonderful West Virginia. I’ve worked lots of jobs, everything from retail whore to security guard to warehouse peon.

I’m a publishing poet, a coffee addict and a Dungeons & Dragons geek. If I was a lesbian, I would totally get it on with Kelly Clarkson. I've ridden bulls. Real ones. And a few cowboys. Yeehaw! I even dig country music.

Currently in love and happily coupled after years of dumbasses and douchebags.

And oh yeah-- I say "fuck" a lot. I'm like one of the guys. Only sensitive...and with boobies.

Personal Favorites

You've Come A Long Way Baby
Welcome to the Boy's Club
Department Store Logic
Why It's Great to be a Guy
Take this job and shove it...Up your ASS!
September 11th 2007
Pussified
Liar liar panties on fire!
Kissing
WalMart...domestic terrorism at its best


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New Kid On The Blog
Paso por paso
Sleepyjane's
Tales of a Yankee...
Do You Believe In Always?
My Very Last Nerve
This Fish Needs A Bicycle
Ferocity Mill
People in Hell Want Ice Water
Backyard Crowing
BitterWineUK

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