December 24, 2006 - sick sick sick
December 21, 2006 - split-personality
December 13, 2006 - blah christmas blah
December 6, 2006 - why it's great to be a guy
December 5, 2006 - empty spaces
December 3, 2006 - department store logic
December 2, 2006 - graveyards, shoplifters, and back hair
November 26, 2006 - how i spent black friday (and other stories)
November 10, 2006 - ms. bitch
November 9, 2006 - very good things
October 29, 2006 - happy halloween
September 26, 2006 - carnival week
September 14, 2006 - seriously need help
August 26, 2006 - metal & mayhem
August 5, 2006 - life is weird
June 12, 2006 - back to the beginning
June 28, 2006 - my life is a soap opera
June 19, 2006 - stuck
June 10, 2006 - "Don't try."
June 8, 2006 - oddball cat dream
May 29, 2006 - repaying my sleep defecit
May 24, 2006 - conversations with myself
May 22, 2006 - vision quest
May 19, 2006 - the missing pieces
May 14, 2006 - out of my mind
May 10, 2006 - birth dream, cheap therapy
May 8, 2006 - "An American Haunting" / Amanda & me
May 7, 2006 - lost eloquence & ghosts
May 5, 2006 - you people are all FREAKS
May 2, 2006 - haiku says it all
May 1, 2006 - down-sizing
April 29, 2006 - menstrual woes
April 28, 2006 - airport + wild animals = lame excuse
April 27, 2006 - umemployed / re-employed
April 25, 2006 - gay men, dog bites, and flaming crap
March 26, 2006 - stupid prick
March 19, 2006 - St. Patrick's Day nonsense
March 10, 2006 - missing old friends
March 9, 2006 - ketchup...still #1
March 8, 2006 - inappropriate city-dwelling zombies
March 7, 2006 - night in a haunted mansion
February 26, 2006 - I am the "other woman"

2007 Entries
2006 Entries

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25 year-old blue collar chick living in the ass-backwards state of wild, wonderful West Virginia. I’ve worked lots of jobs, everything from retail whore to security guard to warehouse peon.

I’m a publishing poet, a coffee addict and a Dungeons & Dragons geek. If I was a lesbian, I would totally get it on with Kelly Clarkson. I've ridden bulls. Real ones. And a few cowboys. Yeehaw! I even dig country music.

Currently in love and happily coupled after years of dumbasses and douchebags.

And oh yeah-- I say "fuck" a lot. I'm like one of the guys. Only sensitive...and with boobies.

Personal Favorites

You've Come A Long Way Baby
Welcome to the Boy's Club
Department Store Logic
Why It's Great to be a Guy
Take this job and shove it...Up your ASS!
September 11th 2007
Pussified
Liar liar panties on fire!
Kissing
WalMart...domestic terrorism at its best


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New Kid On The Blog
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Sleepyjane's
Tales of a Yankee...
Do You Believe In Always?
My Very Last Nerve
This Fish Needs A Bicycle
Ferocity Mill
People in Hell Want Ice Water
Backyard Crowing
BitterWineUK

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