December 31, 2007 - Wal-Mart...domestic terrorism at its best
December 27, 2007 - spring fresh girlfriend...that's me
December 23, 2007 - happy little things
December 18, 2007 - Christmas crap, teen angst, and the miracle that is hot wings
December 12, 2007 - going into christmas panic mode...now
December 06, 2007 - pretty pretty
December 05, 2007 - empathy
December 01, 2007 - second date = great
November 27, 2007 - crab-peeling, hide and seek with Etch-A-Sketch and a nice, normal first date
November 20, 2007 - dude, i need harder drugs
November 11, 2007 - these are not shiny happy people and I don't want to hold their dirty little hands, either
November 03, 2007 - screw the birthday cake...give me a hurricane instead!
November 02, 2007 - to pee or not to pee
October 25, 2007 - adulthood vs. fluffy pink marshmallow unicorns
October 23, 2007 - this is why i stay home
October 18, 2007 - shadow boxing
October 16, 2007 - a little meat on these bones, if you please...
October 15, 2007 - American history looks good in uniform
October 13, 2007 - Welome to the Boy's Club: A Girl's Guide to Effectively Embarrassing Yourself in Front of Your Male Co-Workers and Gaining Access to Awesomeness
October 11, 2007 - kissing
October 10, 2007 - psycho bitch rides again
October 08, 2007 - Brad Paisley concert (pics & stuff)
October 05, 2007 - red riding hood
October 04, 2007 - tattoo schmoo
October 03, 2007 (b) - Alaska, if the feeling arises...
October 03, 2007 - fucking classy
October 02, 2007 - it's only temporary (I swear)
October 01, 2007 (b) - "A" names are not interchangeable, goddammit!
October 01, 2007 - go me!!
September 30, 2007 - "D" is for dickhead
September 24, 2007 - things i am sick of (in no particular order)
September 23, 2007 (b) - on porn & where I stand
September 23, 2007 - liar liar panties on fire!
September 22, 2007 (b) - snippets
September 22, 2007 - living through my 20s is like watching a sucky teen comedy
September 21, 2007 - pussified
September 20, 2007 (b) - you've come a long way baby
September 20, 2007 - best i ever had
September 15, 2007 (b) - hit that
September 15, 2007 - my rotten subconscious
September 14, 2007 - advice for my unborn daughter (poem)
September 13, 2007 - it's a dirty job...
September 12, 2007 - spider wrangler
September 11, 2007 - questions and more questions
September 10, 2007 - i love my country (but think my government is retarded)
September 09, 2007 - sweet revenge
September 08, 2007 (b) - the sleazy, the sexy, and the very very gay
September 08, 2007 - his long legs (poem)
September 07, 2007 - (don't) call me
September 03, 2007 (c) - a little masochistic
September 03, 2007 - changing the past
September 01, 2007 - the sort of things i notice
August 31, 2007 - straight jacket and tie
August 30, 2007 - this too shall pass
August 29, 2007 - stupid man (go play hide and go fuck yourself)
August 28, 2007 - i don't know...
August 28, 2007 - i lose again
August 27, 2007 - R.I.P.
August 26, 2007 - just say no...to crotch rot
August 07, 2007 - when skunks attack
August 02, 2007 - cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
July 31, 2007 - let's start a nuclear war
July 29, 2007 - rollins show, new pubs & a broken tooth
July 28, 2007 - it's ok to be gay! and i just peed my pants...
July 26, 2007 - like a rockstar
July 24, 2007 - i can't believe you!
July 23, 2007 - try not to steal my idea
July 22, 2007 (b) - trashy
July 22, 2007 - nickname
July 21, 2007 - It's weird.
July 12, 2007 - it's sure not monopoly
July 5, 2007 - tagged: top ten
July 1, 2007 - tie-dye, cannibis and boobies...oh my!
June 30, 2007 - who knew coffee could make life so complicated...?
June 29, 2007 - let there be pictures
June 28, 2007 - that dark place
June 16, 2007 - i see drunk people
June 15, 2007 - ignorance is bliss
June 1, 2007 - pesky zombies, birthday parties for toddlers
May 30, 2007 - penis launcher???
May 22, 2007 - work and weight issues
May 8, 2007 - new job
April 20, 2007 - *cough cough wheeeze*
April 15, 2007 - bloody dreams and dancing
April 12, 2007 - yay!
April 11, 2007 - gas pump philosopher
April 4, 2007 - ducks, kids
April 3, 2007 - not getting any
April 1, 2007 - things that are stupid
March 31, 2007 - love
March 27, 2007 - beat the children
March 25, 2007 - another retarded maryland driver story
March 19, 2007 - ghost rain
March 11, 2007 - the crazy in me
March 7, 2007 - doesn't show signs of stopping
March 5, 2007 - highway rules, government vs. pop culture
February 28, 2007 - dead fish
February 24, 2007 - i have pms and i hate you
February 17, 2007 - my "girl-crush"
February 14, 2007 - happy frozen valentines' day to you
February 13, 2007 - cold and lazy
February 9, 2007 - i shall call you dumbass
February 4, 2007 - blood and chocolate
February 3, 2007 - even a female pure of heart who says her prayers at night...
February 2, 2007 - grandma's got her hot pants on!
January 31, 2007 - the healing power of bubbles
January 28, 2007 (b) - dear mr. president
January 28, 2007 - I hate Ryan Seacrest
January 27, 2007 (b) - love letter to his dick
January 27, 2007 - do not piss on the grass
January 26, 2007 - ugly curtains ruin everything
January 25, 2007 - take this job and shove it...up your ass!
January 24, 2007 - monkey politics
January 22, 2007 - winter weather and feminine odor
January 11, 2007 - stream of...consciousness?
January 5, 2007 - my resolutions
January 2, 2007 - rant for 2007
